My Solution to the Immigration Problem

07-02-2022

Overview

Stan's final words in Goobacks (South Park S07E08)

So....Both Sweden and Germany, like us, are experiencing the issue of weaponized immigration. In 2015, Europe was hit with a tidal wave of African and Arab muslims flooding across their borders. In the end, several EU countries shut their borders, and the UK separated from the EU ('Brexit').



Sweden was once the leading acceptor of immigrants in Europe. Now, there is now a backlash against mass immigration.



In Germany, Germans of all colors have had it with the invaders, and are leaving, by the thousands, to Paraguay. (proof)






I suggest that the two biggest issues facing the US right now are Russian, North Korean, Chinese, and soon Iranian nukes pointed right at us, and weaponized immigration. I propose a solution to the American weaponized immigration issue, with two parts.

Part I: Stop Demand

First, we ask the question: Why are they coming here? Obviously, for the jobs that American citizens don't want. Simple, low-class jobs that pay below minimum wage in cash under the table, such as landscaping, cooking, cleaning, painting, construction cleanup, security guards, and many others.

So, a solution that will dry up this demand for low-class, low-skill workers is to automate as much as possible the work needed to be done in those jobs, thus eliminating the need to fill them with warm bodies. However, the work requires that the people doing the jobs have to move around, work with various tools, think a little bit, use best judgement, etc. How can a machine or computer do these tasks? Are there androids available that are sophisticated enough to perform these jobs?

Atlas android by Boston Robotics

Yes. Boston Dynamics, and several other high tech companies, are now shipping android robots, such as the Atlas above, that can move and manipulate objects just like a human, and their onboard computers have Artificial Intelligence, Machine Language models that can learn on-the-fly.

The problem is that currently these robots are exorbitantly expensive to purchase and maintain. Small and medium sized businesses who hire illegal immigrants do not have the capital to purchase them. So, if the federal government is going to spend trillions and trillions of dollars that it doesn't have anyway, I suggest that a subsidy for small and medium sized businesses be setup, so that small and medium sized businesses can afford to automate tasks that are currently being performed by illegal aliens.

Part II: Stop Supply

Once the new automation subsidies start to take hold, and the jobs that the immigrants are coming for start to dry up, it will be time to take on the task of closing - REALLY closing - the border, once and for all. Below I suggest several components, working together, to accomplish this. Yes, this solution is expensive, but as long as the fed is spending trillions anyway, I suggest that some of that money can go towards this:

Ports of Entry

Ports of entry at the border are defined as bridges across rivers, and border stations.

For each port of entry, on the American side of the border, construct a giant X-ray arch apparatus across the incoming roadway that can scan the insides of vehicles in real time, just like the X-ray machines at the airport. On the American side of the arch, split the incoming roadway into several lanes, contained by large, high concrete walls on both sides, two of which are for vehicles that the X-ray arch detects as having illegals or drugs.

In the operation room on the American side of the border, technicians detecting suspect vehicles can quickly close off certain lanes and route the suspect vehicles to the special lanes, which lead to an inspection yard on the American side of the border. Once the vehicles are seized, BP agents with dogs then inspect the vehicles. Illegals found to be hiding in the vehicles are escorted to a waiting large, military-style transport chopper,

which then flies them back across the border to a special border station setup by the Mexican government specifically for this purpose. Dropping off the illegals there for further processing, the chopper then quickly returns to its landing pad, waiting for more arrivals. I believe that this system is so fast and efficient that it could handle thousands of attempted border crossings a day, with almost no got-aways. Any processing work that needs to be done can be performed right on the chopper in flight.

Drugs found in the vehicles are recorded, then loaded onto another kind of waiting chopper that delivers them to a mass, safe drug destruction facility.








Outlying areas

Outlying areas at the border are defined as any border land that is not a port of entry, e.g. the Arizona wilderness at the border.

Every half mile along the border, station a troop of well armed, well defended soldiers with well armed, well defended drones. The drones then patrol the station's assigned portion of the border 24/7, operated remotely from the station. Why not a wall? Because walls can be tunneled under and climbed over. Soldiers or drones detecting any person that appears to be a cartel member have orders to fire on sight. Any other people that do not appear to be cartel members are given 3 warning shots, then shot on sight. If potential illegals give up before a few seconds after the 3rd warning, they are recorded, then escorted to a waiting large, military-style transport chopper similar to those found at ports of entry. The illegals are then processed in flight, and dropped off at a Mexican processing station similar to those found at the ports of entry.