The Barrel Bodied Beaners (Wearing baseball caps)
(in key of c, 2/4 time. These are the issues that are under their control; other issues not implied here are not under their control. Thousands upon thousands of latinos emptying central and south america are coming across our open borders every DAY - and they're bringing their culture and driving habits with them. They don't want to assimilate American ways, or the english language.  There are now enough latinos here so that they don't have to. And, being people of color, the Biden Woke Environment protects them.)

Yooooooooouuuu....
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-really-wish you'd go home
No I'm not gonna-sell-you-my cars
No I'm not gonna-sell-you-my house
No I'm not gonna-sell-you-my cats-
(cuz-if-I-wanted)
-I'd post em on the eeeebbaaaaaayyyyyy...
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-really-wish you'd go home
You have to own a dog
That barks all day and barks all night 
But if I bitched a bout that dog
it's me that-would go to jaaaaaiillllllll.....
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-really-wish you'd go home
You blast off from-the-green light
blowing me off the road
and when you get to-the-next red light
you sla am on your braaa aaaaaaaaakkkess....
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-wish-you-wouldn't drive like shit
You blow by in the right lane
...Going-at least a hundred
You weave in-and-out, my life-is-in-my-hands 
When I drive on the freeeewwwaaaaaayyyyyyy.....
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-wish-you-wouldn't drive like shit
When-I-reach an intersection
You're waving me on through 
But if-I-were-to-cross the fast lane...
I'd be in-a-fatal broooadddsssiiiiiiddeee....
(and you won't move even tho you got there fiiiirrrrssstt...)
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-wish-you-wouldn't drive like shit
You-are al ways over po lite
in-a-store when-you-see I'm white
gooey, squishy, almost-romantic
throwing-rose petals at my feeeeeeeeeeettttt.....
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
and-I-really-wish you'd go home
You always pull the race card
When-you-don't like what I say and do
But-its-not the color-of-your-skin that-I-hate
"it's what YOU say and do....."
(that drives me craaaaaaazzzzzeeeeeeeeeee.....)
You're-a barrel bodied beaner with-a baseball cap
Whom-I-really-want-to-beat with a baseball bat
You're a barrel bodied beaner with a baseball caaaaaaaaaapppp.....
and-I-really-wish you'd go home
and-I-really-wish you'd go home
and-I-wish you'd-go-back to Mex-i-cooooooooo!!!!!!!!!