(sung loosely to the tune of "Sympath for the Devil", by The Rolling Stones)

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth, and taste

Killed the Shah, and his ministers
...Then the Mullahs...screamed "Jihad!"

I rode a tank, of a General's rank
...When Desert Storm raged
and the bodies stank

I shouted out, "Who-destroyed-the-Twin-Towers"
...When after all, it was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth, and taste

If you can't guess
just call me...Osama-bin-laden
for I'm in need...of some restraint

Pleased to meet you
hope you guess my name
'cause what's confusing you is the...nature of my game