(sung to the tune of "Mother", by Pink Floyd)

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they're gonna lay....me off?
Mother should I care at all?

Mother should I vote... u-n-ion?
Mother should I trust the management?
Mother will I end up in the firing line? ....Again?
Or is it just a waste of time?

Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She wont let you fly, but she might let you sing
Mama will keep baby cozy and warm
Ooooh babe
Ooooh babe
Ooooooh babe, of course sister's gonna help build the wall

Sister do you think I'm good enough
For her?
Sister do you think she's dangerous -- to me?
Sister will she tear your little brother apart?
Sister will she break my heart?

Hush now baby, baby dont you cry
Sister gonna trash all your girlfriends in-front-of-you
Sister won't let anyone...*anyone* get through
Sister gonna wait up until you get in
Sister will always find out where you've been
Sister's gonna keep brother healthy and clean
Ooooh babe
Ooooh babe
Ooooooh babe, You'll always be baby to us

Sister did it need to be so high?