(Sung to the tune of "I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar)

One foot on the gas, the-other-on-the-gas
there's too much to do, I'm bein' passed, yeah
so I try my best illegal moves
flush out those that have something to prove again

Write me up for...25
post my face wanted dead or alive
take my badge an' all that jive
I can't drive...85

So I dropped the ball on another pitch
Yeah my boss she said, "Boy, just one more..."
I'm gonna have security take your badge
She looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said, Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Write me up for...25
post my face wanted dead or alive
take my badge an' all that jive
I can't drive...85

When I work that fast, I can't steer
My engine's blown, I've stripped my gears
They need it in 2 hours, I need all day
It took me 16 hours to get the charts done

Write me up for...25
post my face wanted dead or alive
take my badge an' all that jive
I can't drive...85