(sung to the tune of "Eyes on the Horizon", by Brendan Benson)

Well I'm convinced that underneath my hair 
There's a listening device planted there 
And there are those who follow me everywhere 
And I shouldn't care 

I sit and watch as the world takes shape 
In streaks of color and fields of rage 
Until the lions are burned at the stake 
It's a choice that we all must make 
It's a choice that I'll have to make 

[chorus] 
Eyes on the horizon 
Looking towards Australia
That's where I'll see ya
And it's not familiar 
Cause it's nowhere 
It's nowhere 
But I'm so happy to be there 

Whatever happened to the boy next door? 
We never see him around anymore 
I heard he drowned and washed up on the shore 
Or maybe somebody evened the score 
Or maybe somebody scored 

I found a tracking device in my shoe 
Isn't there something that someone can do 
I trust no one and especially you 
You told them everything that you knew 
You told them all that you knew 

[chorus] 

Here I am and it's nowhere again 
And your eye's on me and your hand is a pen 
And you're writing it down but you don't have an end 
It's so good to be here with my old and familiar friend 
Nowhere 

Well I'm convinced that underneath my hair 
There's a listening device planted there 
And there are those who follow me everywhere 
And I shouldn't care 

Eyes on the horizon 
Looking towards Australia
it's only thunder and lightning 
it's not so frightening 
And again you're surmising 
That it's nowhere 
but I'm so there 
to nowhere 
Nowhere 
Nowhere 
Nowhere 
Nowhere 
You told them all that you knew 
I found a tracking device in my shoe 
Isn't there something that someone can do 
I trust no one and especially you 
You told them all that you knew 
Nowhere