(Sung to the tune of "Colorado" by Danny Holien)

Mia Sara, Mia Sara.
Beautful girl that you are.

I'm an aspie,
Oh so creepie, 
I cannot go very far.

Listen to the calling of your voice,
Crying for her human soul to feel

Feeling for a love
And natural tenderness.
Sympathy for all things that are real.

Mia Sara.
Wish I could have ya,
I cannot help but feel the strain.

Mia Sara,
Do you care-a,
Letting it happen again.

People come from everywhere
To see you're here.
Wanting autographs from you as Sloane.

Visitors from foriegn places,
Seeking you.
I-can-understand / why you walked away.

[Refrain]
Mia Sara,
Mia Sara,
Bye, ba-ba-bye, ba-ba-bye.