(sung to the tune of "Beautiful", by Joydrop)

if i was capable like him
I'd go back for my degrees
A Phd...from MIT
with a GPA of 4.3

if i was capable like him
I'd live in San Diego
I'd be a data engineer
...at Qualcomm
designing Xanadu

but that will never be
...'cause I'm an aspie
no i'm not capable like him
capable like Matt
capable like Matt
capable like Matt

if i was capable like him
I'd never miss an ECD
always cool...always calm
everybody so nice to me

but that will never be
...'cause I'm an aspie
no i'm not capable like him
capable like Johnnie
capable like Johnnie
capable like Johnnie

capable....capable like him
like him....like him....

if i was capable like him
Angie would be mine
A split-level Tudor
In Rancho Bernardo
Beach sunsets every Friday...

but that will never be
...'cause I'm an aspie
no i'm not capable like him
capable like Johnnie
capable like Johnnie
capable like Johnnie