(sung to the tune of "The Happiest Days of our Lives" and "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2", by Pink Floyd)

When-I-was-going-to-Roosevelt-High-School
There was-a-kid named Richard
Who would hurt me...every chance he got

[Booonaaafaaast!!!]

By pouring his derision
Upon anything I did
Exposing every weakness
Oooh how I bled...by that kid

[aaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!]
                                          
But....it was well known
When he got home at night
his strict and domineering father
would thrash him within inches of his life

I don't need no education
I dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the hallway
Richard leave us kids alone

Hey! Richard! leave us kids alone

All in all you're just a... nother brick in the wall
All in all you're just a... nother brick in the wall